I make it a point not to argue with a person whose opinion I do not respect.
   ~?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
   ~?

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.    ~Burtram Mark Bacharach, 1898-1983

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
   ~Edsger Dijkstra

Procrastination is like masturbation, it might be fun at first, but in the end, you are just screwing yourself.
   ~?

It is said that the Limbic system of the brain controls the four F's: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction.
   ~Karl Pribram

Science is like sex: Sometimes, something useful comes out.
But that is not the reason we are doing it.
   ~Richard Feynman

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
   ~Dave Barry

vi is to EMACS as masturbation is to making love:
effective and always available but probably not your first choice.
   ~anonymous

Programs are like baby squirrels, if you pick one up and play with it you can't put it back. The mother won't feed it.
   ~anonymous

Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
   ~Yoda

There is no try; just do.
   ~Yoda

To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
   ~?

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
   ~Patton